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"What's robbing a bank compared with founding a bank?" Bertolt Brecht
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Off the Artistic Roll Call by Bill Hicks. Though it's mostly about his buddy Jay Leno.
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Any Canadians here know any more about a KIDS IN THE HALL re-union show ????
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"What's robbing a bank compared with founding a bank?" Bertolt Brecht
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Its not technically comedy but ...

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I have a joke, but I'm not going to post the punchline until somebody tries to guess. Here goes:

Once the corporate police state comes down on us completely there will be only two companies left. Which two companies will these be?
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teamdaemon wrote:Which two companies will these be?


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Excellent punch line!

Something I discovered, DO NOT listen to Bill Hicks whilst reading http://engrish.com unless attired with fortified undergarments.
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Project Willow wrote:Excellent punch line!

Something I discovered, DO NOT listen to Bill Hicks whilst reading http://engrish.com unless attired with fortified undergarments.


I discovered something similar.

Don't read funny comments by PW unless wearing similar undergarments.
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IanEye wrote:
teamdaemon wrote:Which two companies will these be?


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Good one, but not the correct answer I'm afraid. The last last two companies on the planet Earth will be...

Gold Man-Sachs and Wackenhut Correctional Corporation

zing!
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vince wrote:Any Canadians here know any more about a KIDS IN THE HALL re-union show ????


I saw them perform last summer on their reunion tour, but haven't heard of anything lately.

And since you brought them up:

I got the monkeys

Seven things to do

The power of his cock

Please please please don't shut off my cable
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"Ich kann gar nicht so viel fressen, wie ich kotzen möchte." - Max Liebermann,, Berlin, 1933

"Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts." - Richard Feynman, NYC, 1966

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On reconsideration, moving this from the music thread.

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banana daiquiris & hard cider....

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The 'Pythons' were on Olberman & Jimmy Fallon last night..... sadly, Micheal Palin was MISSING..... and not ONE SARAH PALIN JOKE?!?!?!?!?!

whaaa?
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