Cattle Terrorism and Bovine Disguise

[Gouda]

Alien cow abduction? "Cattle terrorism"? Cow disguises? The "antler guy"? Bovine grass outfits to "help their chances"? "What you can't see you can't steal." <br><br>What is going on here. See this 3-min MSN video clip. I think you need explorer to view, not sure if it works on firefox. <br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=afc164a9-cc3d-4928-a7b6-fc8adcf8a486&t=c156&f=06/64&p=hotvideo_viralvideos">video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?...iralvideos</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>Click on the "Cow Abduction" segment. <p></p><i></i>

[Gouda]

"What you can't see you can't steal." <br><br>Probably not soon to replace the Rigorous Intuition catch phrase. <br><br>Reminds me of a woman I knew from arkansas who while traveling in central europe thought it clever to foil potential thieves by putting her cash into a transparent plastic sandwich baggie because "that would be the last place they would look to find money." <br><br>NB: That anecdote not intended to mock or demean the exasperation and confusion these farmers are experiencing in trying to protect their cattle - was just grooving on the "What you can't see you can't steal" phrasing (not mine, by the way). <p></p><i></i>

[nomo]

The official URL: <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.cowabduction.com/">www.cowabduction.com/</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>Copyright 2006 California Milk Processor Board.<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :smokin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[Gouda]

Curses. Boycott dairy!! (Except for Gouda cheese). <p></p><i></i>

[marykmusic]

I saw this little video a couple of days ago... couldn't decide if it was real. I did think the people teasing "Antler guy" were funny, though.<br><br>Heard this lately?<br><br>A couple of cows were out standing in their field. The first one said, "Aren't you afraid of getting Mad Cow Disease?"<br><br>"Not at all," the second answered.<br><br>"Why not?" asked the first cow.<br><br>"Because-- I"M A SQUIRREL!" --MaryK <p></p><i></i>