JackRiddler wrote:Well the bikini example is totally believable to me. Compelling, even. Very bizarre otherwise. Plus, you're naming the engineer. Hugh's Rango/Rongelap makes no sense, and "Castle" is just a joke because it's a very generic word. And these are so many years later, when no one in the supposed target demo would even know or care, no matter what current stories may be digging it up again.
Thanks Jack, I’ll get to barracuda's epic refutation later, but to cut to the chase, while there’s a slim-to-infinitesimal chance that the Réard tale checks out, I see no chance of Rango-Rongelap being coincidental, none. First off, there's the success of the Bikini-bikini KWH, the convenient effects of which, even if they were a fortuitous accident, can’t have gone unnoticed by the US agencies charged with administering the Rongelap cleanup, which appears to have reached several conclusions, only to be rejected by the thrice-relocated Rongelapese, who are currently awaiting their fourth and final resettlement:
https://marshallislands.llnl.gov/rongelap.php
Likewise the Bikini atoll, though it’s not terribly clear from the current Lawrence Livermore fact-sheet, appears to have never quite reached the feasible resettlement stage:
https://marshallislands.llnl.gov/bikini.php
Secondly there’s the Rango character, who in the poster looks like ET, only emaciated and mutant, with gigantic eyes and lips and lizard-like skin, holding a large plastic fish and wearing an Hawaiian shirt:

So what are the chances that a genetically damaged Pacific Island fisherman is not an allusion to the Rongelapese, who left their atoll a second time in 1985 because of radiation contamination of the food supply? I'd say none. Why would the USG be interested in keeping their story hidden? Probably for the same reason Native American claims don’t get a lot of ink, namely, it doesn't want the liability, which it's apparently been trying to shake since 1957. From the end of the 1990 DOE summary:
ARTICLE X - ESPOUSAL
Section 1 - Full Settlement of Claims
This Agreement constitutes the full settlement of all claims, past, present and future, of the government, citizens, and nationals of the Marshall Islands relating to the nuclear testing program against the U.S., its agents, employees, contractors, citizens, and nationals.
Section 2 - Termination of Legal Proceedings
The RMI [Republic of Marshall Islands] shall terminate any legal proceedings in the courts of the Marshall Islands against the U.S., its agents, employees, contractors and "citizens and nationals" involving claims arising out of the nuclear testing program.
ARTICLE XI - INDEMNITY
Subject to Article IX the RMI shall indemnify and hold harmless the U.S., its agents, employees, contractors, "citizens and nationals, "from all claims set forth in Article X, and all future actions on behalf of the RMI in any court arising out of the nuclear testing program. The indemnification shall not exceed $150 million.
http://www.hss.doe.gov/Healthsafety/IHS ... ron/#chron
Apparently that exit didn't work out as planned, and it wouldn't make the next attempt any easier if campus do-good organizations took up the cause, thus the ongoing counter-intelligence effort, would be my guess.