by The Consul » Tue Sep 06, 2016 3:46 pm
Things are really quite bizaro. Factor in Ailes controversy to the media swamp and it is apparent that the upper echelons of American power are full of people walking round in sticky pants.
And yes some dipshit claiming Hillary stumbling up the stairs is a sign of smaldororism syndrome is more newsworthy than why we went into Lybia in the first place and Donald Trump’s doctor, is he really The Dude, or did that really happen, could he? Could DT, possibly be healthier than Teddy Roosevelt? You decide! Yes you, and you get to do so because the fourth estate has disintegrated into such a state that the major corporate media now reports on subjects the World Daily News gives a pass.
It can’t all be blamed on Donald Trump anymore than Hillary Clinton. Compromised figureheads make the best footservants, after all.
But of course what’s most important is whether the media is favoring one rapacious clown over the other. Hmmmm, lessee, which one is not being given the tit. It’s like that old Firesign Theater clip, Her Royal Majesty’es 104th annual farting match at Kingston Greens. If you are going to subject yourself to it you must do so with the intention of finding a laugh. The anticipation is all built around who, you must ask yourself, who, dammit, is going to shit their pants in a try to hard exhuberance in the midst of her royal eminence. Whoever it is you know it will have to be one long in the club. Cause not just anyone can do that in front of the queen.
For those who waste their time arguing one clown over the other, who care more about being able to scoff at the losing side on Nov 9th, more than they conceive of the hell toward which we hurl, the horserace is a form of personal entertainment.
I predict after this election there will be a comic book version of The Apocalypse that will lend itself well to a Hollywood version of Jesus in a super-loin suit, with whip and sword, vanquishing the unforgiven multitudes in a gory 3D display of 21st c CGI.. Maybe The Devil and The Mahdi will be part of the cast, with cameos of Sam Harris & R Dawkins, and a soundtrack by Glen. Benton along with a mad scientist from the CSSR who by trying to figure it out somehow causes it to happen.
To keep the masses titilated in the between times, New and more powerful cannibal drugs will be developed and distributed widely before the next general election. And if we’re lucky Donnie & Hill will give each other another go one more time in 2020. You know you want it, admit it.
Maybe next time you can defend the other one, who knows?
America just can't move on without remakes.
" Morals is the butter for those who have no bread."
— B. Traven